Occasionally, a story crosses our desk at EPUK Towers which transcends parody. So this week, we’re going to tell it to you straight.

Archant, the regional publishing group not renowned amongst photographers for its charity, has decided to do its bit for homelessness. In an entirely selfless move, Archant Norfolk is offering the homeless something more valuable than food, or shelter, or money: instead, the lucky homeless of Norfolk will have the opportunity to work for Archant. Unpaid. With overtime – because, it’s not as if they have homes to go home to.

It’s good to see some Christmas spirit about – or the spirit of Scrooge, at least…