Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Boy and Girl love each other very much and Girl becomes pregnant. Boy and girl are pursued by paparazzi and head to Namibia for the birth, as you do, amid tight security. Boy and girl sell rights to first images to Getty. Getty sell first US rights to People for $4m, and first UK rights to Hello for $3.5m, with an estimated $10m being raised for charity. Boy and girl furious that pictures are leaked onto the internet. And, if you ask us, Boy and Girl should let a responsible grown-up pick the names from now on.